Prominent adulterer and the Opposition’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has boasted to colleagues of the interest in his upcoming shotgun wedding. With magazine titles such as Women’s Weekly and Sporting Shooter battling it our for the coverage… Read More ›
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Conservative Politician Uses Time Machine To Urge Barnaby Joyce’s Parents To Have Abortion
An unknown conservative politician has gone back in time in a DeLorean in an effort to convince Barnaby Joyce’s parents to terminate their pregnancy for the good of the party. “I was watching the interview on Channel 7 on Sunday… Read More ›
Masterchef’s Beetroot Challenge Beats Channel 7’s Beetroot Interview
Channel 10 claimed a victory over channel 7 in the TV ratings war when their show Masterchef’s Sunday night beetroot challenge toppled Channel 7’s interview with a beetroot in the ratings. “We are so happy with this result,” said a… Read More ›
“Disgusting Barnaby” Say People Who Would Totally Knock Back 150 Grand If It Was Offered To Them
The entire population of Australia has descended with outrage upon Barnaby Joyce for accepting $150,000 for an interview after assuring themselves they would totally knock back the same offer if it was ever made to them. “There’s no way I’d… Read More ›