An unknown conservative politician has gone back in time in a DeLorean in an effort to convince Barnaby Joyce’s parents to terminate their pregnancy for the good of the party.
“I was watching the interview on Channel 7 on Sunday night when this fellow knocked on my door and asked if he could borrow my time machine to take him back to 1966,” said Armidale inventor Doc Brown. “I warned him there was a chance that he might meet his own mother and that she’d fall in love with him and he said that he was from the National Party and that sort of thing doesn’t bother him.”
It is believed the unknown politician will also take the opportunity to tell Harold Holt to stay out of the water.
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