An angry mob has torn apart a cute white Labrador puppy after the animal attempted make off with a length of Kleenex toilet paper. “He may be adorable and fluffy but these are desperate times and every sheet is precious,”… Read More ›
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Pauline Hanson Demands A Panda Cull Following News Of A Pandemic
One Nation Leader Pauline Hanson has come out today demanding that the Government do the right thing and cull all pandas following news of the impending pandemic. “It’s all well good for our Prime Minister Scott Morrison to talk of… Read More ›
World Health Organization To Sell Off Naming Rights To The Virus Formally Known As Carona
The World Health Organization (WHO) has announced today that they will be selling off the naming rights to the virus formerly known as ‘Carona.’ The move comes after initial sponsor, the beer company Carona chose not to renew their contract…. Read More ›
Hanson Calls For Sanctions To Be Placed On Mexico In Retaliation For The Corona Virus
One Nation Senator Pauline Hanson has lashed out at Mexico and called for the United Nations to place sanctions on the country following the outbreak of the Corona virus. “How dare these Mexicans infect the World with their Corona virus,”… Read More ›
World Health Organisation Warns That Consumption Of Kale Leads To Arrogance
The World Health Organisation (WHO) has released a new report today warning that consumption of the ‘super-food’ kale over a period of time can lead consumers to have heightened levels of arrogance. The study was conducted in several cafes in… Read More ›
Scientists Rush To Cure Ebola As Geldof Threatens New Band Aid Single
The World Health Organisation has urged much greater international support for the struggle to find a cure for Ebola after news the crisis had spread to Bob Geldof planning to re-release Band Aid’s “Do They Know It’s Christmas”. In what… Read More ›
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