Hanson Calls For Sanctions To Be Placed On Mexico In Retaliation For The Corona Virus

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One Nation Senator Pauline Hanson has lashed out at Mexico and called for the United Nations to place sanctions on the country following the outbreak of the Corona virus.

“How dare these Mexicans infect the World with their Corona virus,” said a furious Senator Hanson. “I should’ve known something like this would happen as it’s just not right to put a slice of lemon or lime in your beer.”

“When will the World learn that the only safe beer is XXXX or at a pinch Victoria Bitter.”

When it was pointed out to Senator Hanson that the Corona virus originated in China and had nothing to do with the Mexican brand of beer, the Senator replied: “Oh they’d like you to think that wouldn’t they.”

“We all know that Mexican’s can travel heck that’s why our dear leader Donald Trump has had to build a wall. Heck that’s what we should do, build a wall between us and Mexico.”

“I shall get One Nation’s leading mind, Senator Roberts to start drafting plans, have you seen my crayons?”

Mark Williamson

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1 reply

  1. “I don’t like it” she said.

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