Steve from Accounts, otherwise known as the office-know-it-all, has been spotted hanging out in the break room flicking through a cycling magazine in an attempt to lure people in to a one-sided chat about the Tour De France. ”Last month… Read More ›
World Cup
England Celebrate Their Cricket World Cup ‘Moral’ Victory
The English Cricket team have spent the weekend celebrating their cricket world cup ‘moral’ victory, with celebrations including a ticket tape parade where at least 3 people turned up. ”What a great tournament it was for English cricket,” said England’s… Read More ›
The Key To The Wallabies Future Success Is Grooming, States Alan Jones
Prolific letter writer and former school boy Rugby Union coach, Alan Jones, has called upon the ARU to appoint him to a role that allows him to groom the future generation of Wallabies. ”That we’re not hoisting up the World… Read More ›
Barnaby Confuses Pornhub Soccer Shower Scene With Matildas Game
The Opposition’s minister for various affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has told friends how he inadvertently watched a Pornhub soccer shower scene on the weekend believing it to be Channel 7’s coverage of the Matildas v France World cup game. ”It’s easy… Read More ›
ScoMo Thanks Macron For The Text But Asks What’s The Photo Of?
Former Australian Minister for innovation/health/treasury/energy and part-time Prime Minister Scott Morrison, has thanked French President Emmanuel Macron for the text he sent him during this morning’s Australia V France World Cup game. ”Was great to hear from Emmanuel, nice little… Read More ›
Qatar Announces Free Stone Day To Coincide With World Cup Pride Round
World Cup host Nation Qatar has announced that they plan to celebrate the competition’s pride round by handing out complimentary stone’s to all supporters. ”Qatar is a very giving Nation,” said a Qatari Spokesperson. ”If people want to celebrate pride… Read More ›
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