Alarmed team officials have confirmed that all the loud booing that David Warner received during Australia’s opening game at the ICC Cricket World Cup emanated from the other players on the Australian team. “The English fans in the crowd were… Read More ›
The entire country of England was shocked overnight to learn that home is now located in France following the French team’s World Cup victory over Croatia. “Well they fooled me, I thought all along the whole country saying ‘it’s coming… Read More ›
Following the Socceroos exit from the Football World Cup rights holder Optus has issued a press release to all of Australia saying: “We tried to stop you watching, we knew this would end in tears. Are you happy now SBS?”… Read More ›
Unless you’re that knob in the office who still thinks saying “sportsball” is the epitome of cool you’re going to have to try and get a little bit excited about the soccer World Cup. (Yes I know, but saying “football,… Read More ›
Australia’s head selector Rod Marsh (surprisingly no relation to Shaun Marsh) has defended his panel’s controversial inclusion of an ‘automatic wickie’ for their upcoming 20/20 World cup campaign in the subcontinent, insisting: “We need the best wicketkeeper for India.” Expanding on his… Read More ›
Key FIFA sponsors have publicly voiced concerns that the hosts of the 2022 World Cup, Qatar, are not living up to their pledge to improve working conditions for its slaves. “It seems FIFA may have been misled about Qatar’s historical… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 