Australia is in need of an aspirin and a good lie down after spending yesterday riding an emotional roller coaster of hate, re-evaluation and forgiveness.
“I started the day feeling vindicated for thinking that Nick Kyrgios was a bit of a prat then actually feeling sorry for the guy because of what I imagine Dawn Fraser must have said about him then really having it in for Dawn Fraser and her entire generation even though I kind of agree with 90% of what she said just not the whole go back where you came from part then I felt sad for Dawn because she is a champion and all that and is now being absolutely crucified for a poor choice of words and then I got angry about the haters taking her to task about being old and a bit mannish and then I had to have a good cry when I got home”, said a teary eyed country. “I think I need a hug.”
Having slept on it and put things in perspective, Australia is looking forward to a day of not getting collectively outraged about something and maybe paying some attention to its own home life.
Peter Green
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