Former fish and chip shop owner and one time contestant on Channel 7’s Dancing With The Stars, Pauline Hanson has issued a press release simply saying, ‘Look at me, look at me, look at me,’ repeatedly.
The press release follows Hanson’s recent paid appearance on the Seven network where she spoke of her support for the anti-vaccination movement and love of being paid to talk utter rubbish.
A spokesperson for Hanson talked to The (un)Australian about the press release, saying, “With an election coming up Pauline needs people to look at her and maybe vote for her. I mean she knows she won’t win a seat as with Abbott and Joyce, parliament is stocked up with ill-informed talking heads, so as long as she gets enough votes to get her some cash everything will be sweet.”
Hanson’s embrace of the anti-vaccination movement is seen as a desperate move from a desperate person with some experts believing that should this move fail she may move on to talking about, ethics in gaming journalism.”
Mark Williamson
Categories: Politics

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