Former Speaker of the House of Representatives, Bronwyn Bishop has used her farewell speech to Parliament to reveal that she is indeed a Transformer, saying: “There’s more than meets the eye.”
After her speech, she further revealed her transforming abilities by taking her parliamentary travel allowance and magically turned her car into a helicopter.
Political analysts have long suspected Ms Bishop of being a Transformer, with one Canberra insider telling The (un)Australian: “We always had our doubts about Bronnie, I mean she went from being a staunch Abbott ally to a key component in his downfall, that’s a classic Decepticon manoeuvre.
“Combine that with her obsession with helicopters and her speech and I think we have found Megatron’s deputy.”
When reached for comment, Ms Bishop said: “I’m looking forward to the next step in my career, there are Boards to be members of, Golf to be played and worlds to conquer, now has anyone seen Sam Witwicky?”