Prime Minister Turnbull fresh off a phone-call to US President elect Donald Trump has announced that he looks forward to visiting Washington to not only meet Mr Trump but to also fellate him.
Speaking to The (un)Australian a jubilant Mr Turnbull spoke of his admiration for President Trump, saying: “Exciting times, it’s always good to see a fellow billionaire triumph against the elites. I can’t wait to get over there and build some relationships.”
“As the members of my party to the right know, I’m very skilled when I’m on my knees.”
Donald Trump was also very excited to meet with the Australian Prime Minister, saying: “I love Australia, with all your skiing and sound of music and of course Arnold Schwarzenegger, what a great country. I look forward to meeting Mr Turnbull in the oval office. I think there should be a set of knee pads floating around, left over from the Clinton years. ”
President Trump will take charge of the country on January 20th, Malcolm Turnbull should he not be knifed by his own party is expected to visit the United States early next year.
Mark Williamson
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Donald Trump was also very excited to meet with the Australian Prime Minister, saying: “I love Australia, with all your skiing and sound of music and of course Arnold Schwarzenegger, what a great country. I look forward to meeting Mr Turnbull in the oval office. I think there should be a set of knee pads floating around, left over from the Clinton years. ”
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