Bolt To Consider Marching On ANZAC Day As A Victim Of The Culture Wars

Australia’s most read blogger Andrew Bolt has not ruled out marching next ANZAC Day as a victim of the culture wars. Mr Bolt was attacked earlier this week on the streets of Melbourne by a gang of vicious glitter bombers.

Speaking to The (un)Australian a jubilant Bolt recounted the attack, saying: “They don’t like it up ’em, those lefty fascists, they don’t like it up ’em. They came at me with glitter and glue but I didn’t surrender, oh no I kicked and I punched and I blogged my way to freedom!”

“Now that I’ve taken out the left, I’m coming for you climate scientists and once the mighty Bolt has taken down Science, well the world will be my smoked oyster.”

Police are on the look out for Mr Bolt’s attackers and are planning a series of raids of art and craft stores later in the week.

Mark Williamson

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