American President Donald Trump currently in England to meet the Queen has spoken of his excitement, saying: “I love the Queen, that song ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ is great and ‘We are the Champions’ I tell you I reckon she wrote that one after reading one of my many, many books.”
“I’ll let you in on a little secret at Trump tower when you flush the toilet it automatically plays ‘We are the Champions’ cause like everything I do it’s huge.”
When asked what other plans he had for his United Kingdom sojourn the President replied: “Lots of plans, big plans going to take in Buckingham palace see if it could work as a casino. Then off to Scotland to teach them all how to play golf. From there who knows my tour guide is this chap called Boris Johnson, great guy, great name.”
“I think Boris and I are going to get on very well he with his Brexits and good hair, Me with my big plans and amazing hair, watch out World, things could get stormy if you know what I mean.”
Mark Williamson
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