Warner Demands Tough Action Be Taken On People Who Sledge (Him)

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Warner’s sledge was ‘a nod to the pre-1973 language test, when things were simpler’.

Australian Cricket’s current sheikh of sandpaper David Warner has called on his bosses at Cricket Australia to crack down and take action against people who sledge (him) on and off the field.

“I think most people in Australia called David who have a wife called Candice are sick and tired of being sledged on the field,” said David Warner. “We need to focus on what’s good for the game and that’s me scoring runs and telling people how crap they are at the game of cricket.”

When asked whether he was a hypocrite for calling for action on others for sledging when he himself is one of the lead sledgers in the game Warner replied: “Hypocrite. Mate stop making up words. My name’s David and I’m a cricketer hot a hypocriter.”

“Gee I thought you journalists were supposed to be smart or something.”

Mark Williamson 

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