Cricket Australia chief Kevin Roberts flagged a flurry of new rules for cricket in reaction to the COVID-19 crisis that has hit the sport. Roberts has suggested practices such as using spit to shine a ball need to be replaced… Read More ›
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Australia’s Hopes For Ashes In Ruins After Bunnings UK Shuts Down
A devastated Australian Cricket team has had to go back to the drawing board in their plans for winning this year’s Ashes contest after learning that Bunnings hardware had closed their European operations. “This is quite a set back for… Read More ›
Boos For David Warner All Coming From Rest Of Australian Team
Alarmed team officials have confirmed that all the loud booing that David Warner received during Australia’s opening game at the ICC Cricket World Cup emanated from the other players on the Australian team. “The English fans in the crowd were… Read More ›
The (un)Australian’s Person Of The Year 2018
The (un)Australian‘s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere especially keen to see the list. This year Team (un)Australian spent weeks/months/all year putting off putting together the list… Read More ›
Teary-Eyed Dave Warner Cops Brutal “More Dots Than A Dalmatian” Sledge
Banned Australian opening batsman Dave Warner has revealed that he walked off the cricket pitch last weekend after a slips fieldsman taunted him with a heartless call of “more dots than a dalmatian” after he’d played out a maiden over…. Read More ›
Warner Demands Tough Action Be Taken On People Who Sledge (Him)
Australian Cricket’s current sheikh of sandpaper David Warner has called on his bosses at Cricket Australia to crack down and take action against people who sledge (him) on and off the field. “I think most people in Australia called David… Read More ›
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