The TV world is buzzing over the rumours that the freshly convicted Queensland based serial masturbator and last year’s social media phenomenon the poo jogger are tipped to appear on the next season of I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here.
“This would be quite a coup for the producers if they could land one of these chaps, let alone both of them,” said TV Critic Ian Molly Aloner. “Both of these fellows really captured the country’s imagination.”
“Take the poo jogger for instance if that’s what he does on his morning run imagine what he’d get up to when he’s forced to tuck into some horse’s anus on one of the tucker challenges.”
When reached for comment a spokesperson for I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here was reluctant to give away details about potential castings for the next season. However they did say that were definietly keen to keep their eye on the poo jogger and serial masturbator.
I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here is not the only show vying for the signatures of poo jogger and serial masturbator with it being leaked that Sky News After Dark was very keen to have serial masturbator as part of their stable.
Poo jogger is also being linked to the popular building show The Block as part of their special bathroom week.
Mark Williamson
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