Former Minister for Women Tony Abbott has been appointed by the Morrison Government to the board of the Culture War Memorial.
“No one has done more in the last twenty or so years to lead the charge in the culture wars,” said a Government Spokesperson. “Whether it be rallying against marriage equality, the ABC or even charging at windmills.”
“Tony has always been there armed with an opinion.”
When reached for comment on his appointment a proud Mr Abbott spoke with vigor of his plans for the memorial, saying: “This is a great honor for Myself and will definitely keep me busy until the next battle for Warringah.”
“I have big plans for the memorial, I plan to eradicate the entire left side of the building so that all visitors will only be able to turn to the right. I will also be commissioning a giant bronze statue of the famous Australian martyr George Pell.”
“Now if you’ll excuse me I’m off to make sure that the gift shop is not selling rainbow flavoured paddle pops.”