The Opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, was seen storming around parliament house ranting and raving after learning that the Government planned to ban Tutti Fruitti flavoured vapes, his personal favourite.
”Bloody Government, they need to get out of my life and leave me and my current missus alone,” screeched the member for New England. ”Fancy banning Tutti Fruitti and other flavoured vapes, unbelievable.”
”How am I going to tell Vicki that I can’t get her any mango passionfruit guava flavoured vapes next time I’m going to the shops.”
When asked why the Nationals were dead against any sort of restrictions on vapes, the member for New England said: ”Why are the Government against any sort of fun?”
”Can’t vape, can’t bonk a staffer, can’t take a cheque for $40k from Gina Rinehart.”
”I don’t know what sort of World we’re living in anymore but it’s not one that I like.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to go and see if any of the new interns are keen to work under me. No law against that, is there?”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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