Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has sent a letter to organisers of the Garma festival that he will not be attending this year as he needs to stay at home and wash his hair.
”As Opposition leader you are kept very busy, with trips to Israel, America, Gina’s place to mow the back lawn, it’s a thankless job,” said the Opposition leader. ”The Garma festival is just one little junket too far.”
”Of course air-bus Albo will be there, can travel there but can’t travel to Gina’s place to trim her nature strip.”
When asked why he seemingly went out of his way to do Gina Rinehart’s bidding, the Opposition leader said: ”My job as a parliamentarian is to represent all Australians.”
”It’s just that some Australians are more worthy than others.”
”Gina does so much for this country, why just the other day she said that it was all mine, which is cute, don’t you think.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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