Co-US President, Donald Trump, has told the Ukraine to think about ending the war with Russia by bandying together and building a Disney World Kyiv with an accompanying Trump resort.
”People would flock to Disney World Kyiv, especially if you had a Trump resort next door,” said the Co-President. ”They say politics is hard but not when you think like I do in terms of real-estate development.”
”If I’d been around during World War 2 it would have ended years earlier, Hitler would’ve loved my plan to sub-divide the Somme.”
When asked if he seriously believed that the war in the Middle-east and Ukraine could be solved with real-estate developments, the Co-President said: ”Of course I do, I mean diplomacy and sanctions have got us nowhere so why not a luxury resort or two.”
”Some people think outside the box, not me, I like to think about how I can develop the box and make money from it.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have dinner plans with RFK, God knows what sort of road-kill he’s gonna serve this time. Last week he served Muskrat, it wasn’t bad, I won’t lie.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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