Drunk adulterer, Barnaby Joyce, is tipped to be named as heir apparent to racist bigot Pauline Hanson as leader of the fringe band of lunatics that is One Nation.

”Pauline has done a fantastic job of building up One Nation to the be the Cooker’s party of choice,” said the interim member for New England. ”I hope to build on her work and grow the party so that we can speak directly to the adulterers, drunks and blokes who only see their kids once or twice a year.”

”And of course who can forget the anti-net zero crowd.”

When asked whether his move to One Nation was nothing more than a hissy fit after not getting his own way in the Coalition, the drunk said: ”I reject that accusation and if I were a little more sober we’d go outside to the parking lot and tango.”

”Is it too much to want to be a part of a party that doesn’t have a bonk ban?”

”I mean seriously, how am I meant to work around so much skirt and not be able to have a crack.”

Mark Williamson

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