Australia’s favourite racist bigot, Pauline Hanson, has returned from America after skipping out from work for two weeks to swan around Mar-A-Lago, and the Queensland Senator is full of ideas.
”I learnt so much from just being around the Trump administration,” said the Queensland bigot. ”For years I’ve vilified foreigners and the indigenous, I didn’t think to go after lefties or anyone else who disagreed with me.”
”Fake news, what a concept.”
When asked what her vision for Australia was, the former jailbird said: ”You want me to please explain?”
”I see an Australia that doesn’t care about race, as everyone is white.”
”I want to walk down the street and see gangs of masked ICE agents beating up lefties.”
”And tariffs, I want to tariff New Zealand into the ground.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to make James Ashby eat a brain worm.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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