Sky News has taken a break from their crusade to have the Coalition bring back lead based petrol, to take aim at the Nation’s children. After news broke that schools were being closed due to sand being contaminated with asbestos.

”We are raising a generation of snowflakes,” raged Sky News After Dark’s Paul Murray. ”In my day we used to get beaten, bullied and fed asbestos for breakfast.”

”And we loved it.”

When asked if they seriously though that children were soft for being exposed to a deadly product like asbestos, Paul Murray said: ”Asbestos doesn’t kill you instantly, it takes about 40 years or so.”

”Kids these days believe in climate change, so, you know, the planet being inhabitable in 40 years might be a bit of stretch.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to prepare tonight’s show, don’t suppose you know where I can get some uranium to use as a prop?”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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