Low-rating cable channel, Sky news Australia, have announced that it will be throwing a Christmas party for it’s viewers, all 6 of them. Guests will be treated to a medley of songs from host Andrew Bolt and all will receive a free copy of former Prime Minister, Tony Abbott’s book on Australian history, written in white ink.

”I am really looking forward to this year’s party,” said Sky News host Andrew Bolt. ”It’s been a heck of a year, what with the public defying us by voting Labor back in to power.”

”When will the people realise that they need to follow our lead and vote how we say to vote.”

When asked why such a low-rating network remained so opinionated when it was clearly out of touch, Mr Bolt said: ”It’s not us that is wrong, it’s the people.”

”Australia would be a much better place if they just listened to my colleagues and I.”

”Don’t believe me, then go ask Gina Rinehart what she thinks. I think you’ll find her words reflect what we say.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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