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• The Bill Cosby News Story Template

  By Matthew J. Farthing on 26/08/2015

  

  Editor’s note: At the (un)Australian, we endeavour to provide our readers with the most up to date information in the Bill Cosby scandal. Unfortunately, with new victims coming forward at an outrageous pace, no newspaper, not even one bankrolled by… Read More ›

• Whole Foods To Sell Space Lettuce At ‘Astronomical’ Mark Up

  By Matthew J. Farthing on 13/08/2015

  

  Whole Foods CEO John Mackey has celebrated news that astronauts have successfully grown and eaten lettuce in space, promising a whole new future of ridiculous and expensive produce. “With today’s processed meals and junk food marketing, what consumers want is… Read More ›

• Michael Clarke Resigns From Test Cricket Over Expense Scandal

  By Matthew J. Farthing on 10/08/2015

  

  Community furore over inexpiable expense claims has collected another victim as Michael Clarke, captain of the Australian cricket team, has announced he’ll be resigning from Test cricket. The resignation follows the revelation that Mr Clarke has claimed travel expenses for a holiday… Read More ›

• Australians Finally Have Reason To Boo Sportsmen Besides Racism

  By Matthew J. Farthing on 07/08/2015

  

  Australian sports fans have rejoiced at the stunning dismissal of the Australian Cricket Team for a measly 60 runs, capitalising on the opportunity to boo high level athletes that doesn’t involve racism. The Australian cricket team were ousted in 18.3… Read More ›

• Promising Comedian Leaves Critically Acclaimed TV Show For Middling Film Career

  By Matthew J. Farthing on 27/07/2015

  

  For five years, comedian Nathan Gate has been creating critically acclaimed sketches for his Comedy Central show Lock The Gate with Nathan Gate, many of which have managed to capture the zeitgeist and become viral sensations long after airing. However… Read More ›

• You’ll Never Guess Which Gawker Editors Resigned Over Unprecedented Enforcement Of Journalistic Ethics (With Jennifer Lawrence Gifs)

  By Matthew J. Farthing on 22/07/2015

  

  Gawker Media‘s executive editor Tommy Craggs and Gawker.com editor-in-chief Max Read have resigned after executives took down a controversial article outing a CEO of a rival company. When the internet saw the article they were collectively like; In the days… Read More ›