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‘We Did it’ – GetUp! Claims Credit For Sun Rising This Morning
Progressive campaigning group GetUp! has claimed credit in an exclusive email to “all members of our powerful community” for the Sun rising this morning. In the message, delivered to it is supporters as well as everyone who has ever signed an online… Read More ›
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Anarchist Election Campaign Concedes Defeat After No One Sets Parliament House Alight
With a number of lower house seats and the full make of the Senate still undecided days after the July 2 federal elections, a Sydney-based anarchist collective has formally conceded defeat after no voters heeded its call to burn down… Read More ›
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Man With No Liberal-Voting Friends Still Posting Daily Statuses Urging Friends Not To Vote Liberal
A 31-year-old sociology tutor has spent the past four weeks-plus posting daily Facebook statuses urging each and every one of his 387 Facebook friends to “under no circumstances” vote Liberal in the July 2 federal elections — despite having absolutely no Liberal voting… Read More ›
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Australian Academics All Spontaneously Post Statuses Praising Australian Flag
In a sudden outburst of uncoordinated patriotism, all academics employed at Australian universities have spontaneously posted statuses on social media this morning lavishing praise on the Australian flag. The nation awoke to previously unheard of heard of heights of nationalist… Read More ›
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Amber Heard Files for Divorce From Johnny Depp After Finally Watching His Last Half Dozen Films
Amber Heard has announced she is filing for divorce from actor Johnny Depp, citing “irreconcilable differences” after finally watching the Hollywood star’s past half dozen films. A shaken Heard, who married Depp last year, told The (un)Australian: “As a working… Read More ›
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Peter Dutton Deported To Nauru For Taking Job Of Literate And Numerate Australian
Having initially praised Immigration Minister Peter Dutton for doing an “outstanding” job, Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has done an about face and sacked and deported Mr Dutton to Nauru for taking the job of a literate and numerate white Australian adult…. Read More ›
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