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Victorian Premier Under Fire For Announcing Building Project Without Wearing Hi Vis
Victoria Premier Daniel Andrews today copped a stern phone call from federal Labor for announcing a major building policy without wearing a fluro vest. A Labor insider told The (un)Australian that Mr Andrews received a phone call from Bill Shorten himself, asking… Read More ›
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Refugees Criticise Liberal ‘Jobs And Growth’ Package For ‘Illiterate And Innumerate’ Australians
The Liberal Party is re-thinking its key election platform of “jobs and growth” less than two weeks into campaigning after realising it could benefit “illiterate and innumerate” refugees. Liberal spin-doctors went into overdrive yesterday to clarify that the party’s plan… Read More ›
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ABC Announces New Measures To Prevent Repeat Of The Poor Speaking On Q&A
With controversy still swirling over after self-confessed poor person Duncan Storrar managed to break through the ABC’s Q&A strict vetting process to directly speak to a visibly shocked government representative, ABC head Mark Scott has assured a shaken nation the… Read More ›
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World Thrilled To Discover New Coral Reef To Destroy
The world has expressed its delight this week over news scientists have discovered a huge previously unknown coral reef in the Amazon for humanity to destroy. With the large-scale damage caused by the recent climate change-linked mass bleaching of the… Read More ›
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Ginger Pride Rally Called Off Due To Unexpectedly Fine Weather
Many are chalking it up to one more consequence of global warming. Plans by Melbourne’s long-oppressed Ginger community to hold their first-ever Pride rally over the weekend had to be cancelled due to adverse weather conditions after the day proved… Read More ›
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New Version Of Scripture Found On Ancient Apple Scroll
Biblical scholars have declared authentic a new version of the gospel that was recently discovered written on an apple scroll in a southern Sydney bakery. “It was not unknown for ancient Hebrews to bake their most important written works into… Read More ›
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