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Parents Given 10 Year Jail Sentence For Taking Pram To Vivid
A judge has sentenced a Sydney couple to 10 years hard labour for the crime of “Being A Thoroughly Entitled Dickhead” after they brought a pram to the annual Festival of Being Crushed in a Crowd, popularly known as “Vivid”…. Read More ›
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Boos For David Warner All Coming From Rest Of Australian Team
Alarmed team officials have confirmed that all the loud booing that David Warner received during Australia’s opening game at the ICC Cricket World Cup emanated from the other players on the Australian team. “The English fans in the crowd were… Read More ›
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Nation’s Satirists Breathe Sigh Of Relief As Coalition Returns To Power
Australia’s political satirists breathed a collective sigh of relief as the implications of Scott Morrison’s surprise election win started to hit home. “Engadine Maccas, Peter Dutton’s uncanny resemblance to a King Edward potato, Barnaby Joyce being Barnaby Joyce… we’ve still… Read More ›
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David Attenborough Announces Doco Series About Rats and Ibises After Biodiversity Loss
The BBC Natural History Unit has announced that it will be producing an eight part documentary series on the life of rats and ibises in the wake of the United Nations report on biodiversity that predicts the earth is in… Read More ›
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Candidate Sacked For Posting Cruel Joke About Cutting Off His Dog’s Nose
A Labor Party candidate has been disendorsed after it was revealed that he had posted a joke that glorified animal cruelty to Facebook back in 2013. “Glenn’s post about mutilating his pet by taking a knife to one of its… Read More ›
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Tearful Pauline Hanson Tired Of Being Treated Like She’s Black Or Asian
Pauline Hanson has made an emotional appearance on A Current Affair to complain that her party is being discriminated against like some kind of foreigner. “I’d totally understand the flak we cop if we were a party of funny looking… Read More ›
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