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Government To Re-name Manus Island Cahill Island
The Coalition Government has today released a draft paper that explores the idea of re-naming Manus Island, Tim Cahill Island in honour of Socceroos’ star Tim Cahill. Manus Island a province of North Papua is currently being used by Australia… Read More ›
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Live Earth Concert to Raise Awareness of Al Gore
During an address to the World Economic Forum in Davos, former cartoon voice actor Al Gore has announced a multi-national Live Earth concert series in an effort to raise awareness of Al Gore. “We are in critical times” the Grammy… Read More ›
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Pizza Hut Sin Against Nature, Again
This Australia day an American corporation that sells facsimiles of a traditional Italian dish has sinned against nature by adding vegemite and cheese to the crust of a pizza. The emergence of the Mitey Stuffed Crust Pizza (do you see… Read More ›
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Tony Abbott To Be Paid 22 Dollars An Hour In New Enterprise Agreement
An unhappy prime minister Tony Abbott has been told that there are plenty of other people willing to do his job if he doesn’t like the terms of his new enterprise agreement. “How am I supposed to afford to put… Read More ›
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Prince Philip Outraged At Demotion To Knight
Prince Philip has expressed profound disappointment at his recent demotion to a knight, advising that he intends to fight the appointment. “I’m taking the matter to Fair Work Australia,” he said. “I’m a prince goddammit, not a knight. Am I… Read More ›
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State Of The Union: US Citizens Respond Well to Obama’s Controversial Pro-USA Stance.
In the United States of America, politics rarely gets people talking. Whether it’s the malaise of cynical citizens who have long since lost trust in their representatives, the bickering of partisans driving politics to a stand-still, or a rabid lemur ripping out… Read More ›
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