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NSW Labor Suffers Desperate Shortage Of Faceless Party Hacks
The NSW branch of the ALP is in crisis only weeks before the state election due to a lack of the required number of faceless party hacks to fill all the available positions on the ballot papers. “Mate, we could… Read More ›
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Smart Person Contemplates The Next Three Days
A smart person is unsure whether she can meet her friends’ demands and go three days without sharing an article from The Guardian or tweeting how awful Rupert Murdoch is. Contemplating her half-fused soy macchiato whilst staring at the mash… Read More ›
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Business Under Fire Over Trademarking of the Bali 7
A Sydney business is under fire this week over their trademarking of the name The Bali 7, for the intended use as a t-shirt design. The term “Bali 7” is connected to the group of Australian drug traffickers the Bali 9… Read More ›
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DOCS Called After Father Refuses To Sit Down And Watch Star Wars With Son.
Eight-year-old Penrith boy Jack Carter is tonight being cared for by the Department of Community Services after neighbours reported that his 41-year-old father Adam had never sat him down in front of the TV to watch the original Star Wars… Read More ›
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Working Class Looking Forward To Owning 50% of the World’s Wealth When They Finally Make It
Wealth inequality will reach unprecedented levels as early as 2016, according to a new study released by the charity Oxfam. The study says the richest 1% are on track to own 50% of the world’s wealth. This is great news for Michael… Read More ›
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NSW Labor Campaign Platform Built on Newsagents, Koalas and Gambling
With a NSW state Election to be held in March new Labor leader Luke Foley (@Luke_FoleyNSW) has launched his campaign via twitter and announced a bundle of new policies that he hopes will win him an election. So far Foley and… Read More ›
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