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The Interview Release Cancelled On The Back Of Threats; Bad Reviews
Sony pictures announced this week that they are cancelling the release of The Interview on the back of terrorist threats and some absolutely scathing reviews. Sony pictures have been the target of cyber-attacks once it was revealed that the plot… Read More ›
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Muslim Aussies Wish Boring Bogans Would Stop Trying To Ride With Them
While appreciating the gesture, Australia’ muslim population has put out a request that boring non muslim Australians would stop sitting beside them on the train or bus and let them journey to their destination in peace. “Look, it’s really nice… Read More ›
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Sony Gives In To Hackers’ Demands, Leaves Box of Cuban Heels At Drop Zone
Sony Pictures Entertainment has cancelled the release of its upcoming film The Interview starring Seth Rogen and James Franco, when, in a Dr Strangelove-esque act of irony, the hacker group calling themselves “Guardians of the Peace” threatened 9/11 style violence if… Read More ›
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Joe Hockey Refuses To Blame The Sunshine, Monlight, Good Times Or The Boogie
Treasurer Joe Hockey has today refused to blame the billion dollar budget blow out on the sunshine, the moonlight, the good times or indeed the boogie. When The (un) Australian questioned whether the embattled Treasurer was, instead of defending the… Read More ›
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The One Harry Potter Death JK Rowling Regrets
JK Rowling, author of the Harry Potter series, has announced this week that she regrets a death that occurred in the best-selling book series. However fans expecting her to lament the loss of popular characters such as Dumbledore, Fred Weasley,… Read More ›
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Hacked James Bond Script Returned With Tech Notes
An early version of the script for the next James Bond film Spectre, currently in production, has been hacked by nerds eager to get in early this time to point out all the inconsistencies with the technological aspects of the… Read More ›