Author Archives
-
Barmy Army Introduce Conscription After West Indies Defeat
The performance of the English cricket team on the West Indies tour has been so diabolical that the Barmy Army has had to resort to conscription to force fans to travel to watch the team play. “All able bodied 18… Read More ›
-
Australia Takes Two Week Break From Being Crap At Cricket To Enjoy Being Crap At Tennis
Australia has tucked away the recent woeful form of its cricket team and is ready to kick back beside the telly for a couple of weeks of delighting in how dismal its tennis players are. “The middle of January is… Read More ›
-
Aussie Teen Seeks Asylum In Saudi Arabia After Being Forced To Do The Washing Up
A sixteen year old Australian teenager is seeking political asylum in Saudi Arabia after claiming that her family have forced her to do the washing up, forbidden her from looking at her mobile phone at the dinner table, and made… Read More ›
-
“I’m Just A Mere Male” Claims Andrew Broad
Andrew Broad has resigned after a story in New Idea’s “Mere Male” column revealed the member for Mallee had been doing more than charging like a mallee bull. “I was furious at my MM husband and member of parliament for… Read More ›
-
South Australia’s Space Agency Win Promises Faster Ways To Escape Adelaide
South Australians are rejoicing at this week’s announcement that the new Australian Space Agency will be based there, providing much-needed hope of a faster way to escape Adelaide. During the announcement Prime Minister Scott Morrison said he thought South Australians… Read More ›
-
20 Year Old Copies Of National Geographic Supplied For Patients Waiting To Opt Out Of My Health
Millions of Australians still waiting to opt out of the My Health scheme have been supplied with digital copies of 20 year old National Geographics and Gourmet Traveller Magazines to keep them occupied. “I got online about forty minutes ago… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 