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Jacqui Lambie To Meet With Political Psychopath
Newly Independent Senator Jacqui Lambie is to take a meeting with a political psychopath, or as he is also known, the Prime Minister Tony Abbott, following her recent split from the Palmer United Party (PUP). Senator Lambie is tipped to… Read More ›
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ABC’s Quentin Dempster Found Abandoned In A drain
ABC’s 7:30 NSW host, Quentin Dempster is recovering today after being found dumped in a drain in Western Sydney. The ABC presenter was in good spirits though a little shaken up, after a group of cyclists rescued him after hearing… Read More ›
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Sharri Markson Attends ‘Save Our ABC’ Rally Undercover, Exposes Pro-ABC Bias
The Australian’s Media Editor Sharri Markson has disguised herself as a concerned citizen so she could attend the ‘Save Our ABC’ rally undercover. In her article for The Australian, published on Monday, the routinely mocked journalist revealed an undercurrent of… Read More ›
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Desperately Seeking Latham
Former Opposition Leader and full-time mother, Mark Latham has been appointed the new President of the National Housewife’s Association of Australia. There has been a collective scream of relief from many housewives around Australia. ‘I am so thrilled Mark has… Read More ›
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No One Comes Forward To Accuse Bill Cosby Of Rape Today
Bill Cosby, legendary comedian, 80’s sitcom hero and alleged rapist, has not been accused of rape by anyone new today. The beloved actor, who famously wore a multitude of sweaters and allegedly gave women pills to make it easier to… Read More ›
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‘Bring Back The BOF’ Shirts Spark Leadership Scare
A consignment of 500 t-shirts emblazoned with the phrase “Bring Back the BOF” has ignited fears that Premier Mike Baird’s leadership may be in danger. BOF is a nickname sometimes used for Baird’s predecessor Barry O’Farrell who resigned in April this… Read More ›
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