Newly Independent Senator Jacqui Lambie is to take a meeting with a political psychopath, or as he is also known, the Prime Minister Tony Abbott, following her recent split from the Palmer United Party (PUP).
Senator Lambie is tipped to talk to the Prime Minister about raising the income of defence force employees, no word yet on what else will be on the agenda however Senator Lambie’s previous comments about Prime Minister Abbott putting his career ahead of his daughter’s safety is sure to get a mention.
When asked whether the Senator was apprehensive about her meeting with the political psychopath a spokesperson for the Senator replied, “Jacqui has served in the army, had dinner with Clive Palmer and walked the streets of Burnie at night, she’ll be ok.”
The (un) Australian’s request to live tweet the meeting was not acknowledged by the political psychopath’s office.
Mark Williamson
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