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Adventure Tourist Killed By Isolated Tribe From Sutherland Shire
An American adventurer has been killed while attempting to make contact with the peoples of the remote Sutherland Shire. “The young man ignored warnings and foolishly attempted to cross Tom Uglys Bridge and was cut down with a hail of… Read More ›
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Muppet Fined For Calling Kermit The Frog a ‘F****** Scott Morrison’
The Great Gonzo has been handed a $500 fine for behaving in an offensive manner after calling host Kermit The Frog a ’f****** Scott Morrison’ during a heated rehearsal for the popular TV show. “Kermit and Miss Piggy were trying… Read More ›
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Mick Fannings Installed At Every Beach To Repel Sharks
The NSW government has reacted to a spate of shark attacks by installing Mick Fannings at every beach in an effort to keep swimmers safe over the summer. “A line of Mick Fannings stretching from Eden to Tweed Heads will… Read More ›
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Scott Morrison Still Way Ahead In Fair Dinkum Opinion Polls
Despite being caned in a recent Newspoll, Prime Minister Scott Morrison is claiming to hold a comfortable lead in the Fair Dinkum poll. “There are two types of opinion poll, the ones where they take a scientific approach and sample… Read More ›
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Scott Morrison Hires Alf From “Home And Away” As Speechwriter
The Prime Minister has hired caravan park owner Alf Stewart as his new speech writer, replacing his current team of university educated policy wonks with their big long words that the average dad at the netball doesn’t want to hear…. Read More ›
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Teary-Eyed Dave Warner Cops Brutal “More Dots Than A Dalmatian” Sledge
Banned Australian opening batsman Dave Warner has revealed that he walked off the cricket pitch last weekend after a slips fieldsman taunted him with a heartless call of “more dots than a dalmatian” after he’d played out a maiden over…. Read More ›
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