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Michael Clarke Dismissed By Own Hamstring
Australian Test and one day cricket captain Michael Clarke has been ruled out of this summer’s test series against India after suffering another hamstring injury. The injury blow has shocked and upset his fellow team mates and the Australian cricketing… Read More ›
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Turnbull Unveils Internet Delivered To Front Lawn In Rolled Up Paper
The Liberal party have announced their new NBN delivery strategy will involve pages of the internet being printed on paper and distributed each day to your house. The new Paper To The Curb (PTTC) policy is a far cry from… Read More ›
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Miranda Devine Lays Wreath At Foot of Sewerage Ventilation Shaft
Daily Telegraph columnist Miranda Devine has been photographed laying a commemorative wreath at the base of the Hyde Park Obelisk, an out of service sewerage ventilation shaft constructed in the 1950s. It is part of an annual… Read More ›
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One More War Then We’ll Quit
On November 11, Remembrance Day, Prime Minister Tony Abbott has announced that Australia’s Special Forces well be entering Iraq, but “this is the last time, we swear.” Remembrance Day is a memorial day observed by Commonwealth Nations, to commemorate the… Read More ›
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Racing Executive Implores “Extremists” Try And See It My Way
The chief executive of the Australian Racing Board has hit out at what he has labelled “close minded extremists” over their refusal to listen to the points his organisation has made and completely change their mind, following last week’s Melbourne… Read More ›
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Body Language Expert: Basically We Make All Of It Up
Canberra is in a state of crisis after shocking revelations surfaced that, far from being the exact science everyone thought it was, body language analysis consists mostly of conjecture and speculation. The great shock was unveiled by former body language… Read More ›
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