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• The (un)Australian Guide To Who To Follow In The World Cup After Australia Get Knocked Out Next Friday

  By theunaustralianblog on 15/06/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Unless you’re that knob in the office who still thinks saying “sportsball” is the epitome of cool you’re going to have to try and get a little bit excited about the soccer World Cup. (Yes I know, but saying “football,… Read More ›

• Conservative Politician Uses Time Machine To Urge Barnaby Joyce’s Parents To Have Abortion

  By theunaustralianblog on 05/06/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  An unknown conservative politician has gone back in time in a DeLorean in an effort to convince Barnaby Joyce’s parents to terminate their pregnancy for the good of the party. “I was watching the interview on Channel 7 on Sunday… Read More ›

• Thieves Steal Precious Jewels After Cutting Glass With Recording Of Pauline Hanson’s Voice

  By theunaustralianblog on 04/06/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Jewel thieves have stolen the world’s most valuable diamond from the Tower Of London after using a recording of Pauline Hanson’s voice to cut through the security glass surrounding it. “That glass was designed to be laser, nuclear bomb and… Read More ›

• “Disgusting Barnaby” Say People Who Would Totally Knock Back 150 Grand If It Was Offered To Them

  By theunaustralianblog on 30/05/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  The entire population of Australia has descended with outrage upon Barnaby Joyce for accepting $150,000 for an interview after assuring themselves they would totally knock back the same offer if it was ever made to them. “There’s no way I’d… Read More ›

• Planners Decide On “Siberian Mining City” Look For Sydney

  By theunaustralianblog on 23/05/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Planning NSW and Australia’s biggest property developers have announced their new plan for Sydney, with a motif based upon the thriving mining metropolises of the Siberian tundra. “The look we’re going for is one we call Novosibirsk with ibises,” said… Read More ›

• Tony Abbott Acquires Power Station As First Part Of Glorious Five Year Plan

  By theunaustralianblog on 22/05/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Beloved leader Chairman Tony Abbott has taken ownership of the Liddell Power Station for the people in the first part of a glorious five year economic plan. “From each according to his ability to produce greenhouse gas to each according… Read More ›