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Compulsory Recall Ordered Of Explosive Michaelia Cashes
The government has ordered the immediate recall of millions of defective Michaelia Cashes after the spectacular self combustion of one of the units almost caused fatal damage to its owner. “These things could go off at the least bit of… Read More ›
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I’d Have Won World War 2 Single Handedly Says Trump
President Trump has disclosed that had he been around at the time he would definitely have won World War 2 all by himself. “You don’t really know how you would respond until you’ve been put in a situation, but I’d… Read More ›
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Sports Commentator Reminds Us To Always Use Heroin Responsibly
Viewers of the National Crab Soccer League are being constantly reminded to always use heroin responsibly after the league completed a multi million dollar sponsorship deal with Australia’s largest heroin dealer. “And don’t forget, always shoot up in a responsible… Read More ›
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France Makes Affairs Between Ministers And Staff Compulsory
Following a scandal where it was revealed that the nation’s deputy Prime Minister was going home to his wife each evening, French President Emmanuel Macron has passed a law making it a sackable offence for a cabinet minister not to… Read More ›
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Man Hiding In Boot Of Car To Sneak Into Rocket Launch In For Nasty Shock
An Australian man who hid himself in the boot of a car driving into Cape Canaveral for the launch of Elon Musk’s Falcon Heavy rocket is in for a big surprise when he finally prises open the door. “Couldn’t get… Read More ›
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High Court Rules Tasmanian Senator Can Wear Two Hats
The High Court has ruled Devonport mayor Steve Martin eligible to replace Jacqui Lambie in the senate after finding that it is not a conflict of interest for him to be both the head of a political party and the… Read More ›
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