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World Peace Achieved After Arms Markets Flooded With Crap Aussie Weapons Built At 5PM On A Friday
A lasting world peace has been declared after the introduction of crappy Australian weapons built by pissed workers late on a Friday afternoon has rendered the waging of war impossible. “This machine gun doesn’t even have a trigger and the… Read More ›
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Train Strike Changes Name To Strikey McStrikeface
The strike by the Rail, Tram and Bus Union is back on after union officials agreed to change the name of the strike to Strikey McStrikeface, meeting the approval of the NSW Transport Minister. “I’m a big fan of industrial… Read More ›
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Australian Open Moved To Surface Of The Sun
Tennis Australia officials have confirmed that next year’s Australian Open will be played on the surface of the sun after complaints about the heat on Rod Laver Arena. “We had a good look around for a surface that was cooler… Read More ›
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Australian Through To Second Set Of Australian Open
For the first time in more than a decade an Australian tennis player has made it through to the second set of the Australian Open. Plucky qualifier Dylan Catgut thrilled local fans by lasting almost a full hour on centre… Read More ›
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Oprah Gives Away 500 Great Again Americas To Audience
The entire audience of a special taping of The Oprah Winfrey Show has gone insanely wild after opening a tiny box and finding the keys to a great again America inside. “You get a great again America, you get a… Read More ›
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SBS To Broadcast Three Hours Of Grass Growing
SBS will be following up its highly acclaimed three hour broadcast of The Ghan with a new program showing three hours of grass growing. The program will feature edited highlights of seventy five hours of footage of the grass on… Read More ›
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