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“No Guarantee Next Week Will Be Any Better” Say World’s Men
After a week of less then exemplary behaviour the world’s Men have admitted that they are unlikely to change for the better in the foreseeable future. “This hasn’t been one of our better weeks,” confessed the world’s Men in reference… Read More ›
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Singleton Truck Driver Gets Job With Linfox
The truck driver who stole a B-double truck before setting it on fire and ramming it into the town of Singleton has been given a job as a driving instructor by Linfox. “We’ve been looking for the right person to… Read More ›
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Bushfires Keep Us Warm Says Tony Abbott
Intensely out of control summer bushfires raging through the countryside have the added benefit of keeping us warm, said Warringah backbencher Tony Abbott in a speech to the Global Warming Is A Hoot Foundation in London. “There’s nothing better than… Read More ›
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Harvey Weinstein Favourite To Win Oscar For Best Serial Harasser
Small independent sexual harasser Harvey Weinstein has been installed as favourite to win this year’s Academy Award for Best Harasser despite strong competition from blockbuster creeps such as Donald Trump, Roger Ailes and Bill O’Reilly. “There’s been strong buzz for… Read More ›
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Existence Of New Blade Runner Movie Implanted Into Minds Of World’s Nerds
The memory of having watched an entire new Blade Runner movie has been inserted into the brains of the world’s stock of replicant nerds as a means of keeping them happy and engaged while they perform the thankless task of… Read More ›
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“You Get One More Massacre But That’s It” America Tells Gun Laws
A stern America has read the riot act to its gun laws telling the unruly constitutional right that if there’s one more massacre it’s really going to be in big trouble. “I mean it this time, now you go to… Read More ›
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