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Tony Abbott To Sing “There Is Nothing Like A Dame” At NRL Grand Final
The NRL has caved in to Tony Abbott’s criticism of Macklemore’s proposed performance of the number one song “Same Love” at Sunday’s grand final by cancelling the song and replacing it with the Warringah backbencher singing “There Is Nothing Like… Read More ›
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Hugh Hefner’s Horrified Relatives Find Stash Of Girlie Magazines Under His Bed
The shocked family of Hugh Hefner were mortified to discover a whole pile of dirty magazines hidden under his bed as they started the heartrending job of sorting through his possessions. “When we lifted up dad’s big circular bed to… Read More ›
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38 Year Old Man Now Owns Every Shirt He’s Going To Wear For The Rest Of His Life
A 38 year old shire man is done and dusted as far as shirt shopping goes for the rest of his life after recently adding an eighth shirt to his wardrobe. “That’s it, unless I magically grow an extra arm… Read More ›
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Laughing Man In Big Hat Didn’t Really Get Kim Jong Un’s Last Joke
The general with the very tall hat who is laughing like a drain at Kim Jong Un’s latest quip has privately admitted that he didn’t really get the point of the joke. “I’m puzzled. Why would half past two be… Read More ›
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Barnaby Joyce Gets Casting Vote In Hung New Zealand Election
Both sides have begun negotiating with the member for New England Barnaby Joyce in hopes of gaining his vote to form the next government of New Zealand. “We’ve offered to move the New Zealand Pesticides and Veterinary Medicine Authority from… Read More ›
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Dazed Tony Abbott Lucky That Tasmanian Only Attacked Him With One Head
Doctors say that Tony Abbott is fortunate that an irate Tasmanian was only able to headbutt him with one of his heads in an attack on the former PM in Hobart last night. “Tony could have sustained very serious injuries… Read More ›
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