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Confused Millennials Gather Around Post Box Not Sure How To Post SSM Survey
Hundreds of thousands of baffled young people are currently standing around little red post boxes all over Australia not sure how to post the letter containing their SSM survey. “There’s a slot on the front of it that must be… Read More ›
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Coalition Blames High Energy Prices On Edmund Barton’s Government
The government has put the blame for huge increases in electricity bills squarely into the lap of Edmund Barton and the policies pursued by the Protectionist Party when they held power between 1901 and 1903. “Australia is still suffering from… Read More ›
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Lyle Shelton Unable To Find “The Handmaid’s Tale” In Comedy Section Of SBS On Demand
Lyle Shelton has voiced his frustration at being unable to find “The Handmaid’s Tale” on the SBS On Demand website despite conducting an exhaustive search all around the comedy section. “I keep hearing about this show where the main character… Read More ›
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Princess Anne Adds New Baby To List Of People She Needs Kill To Gain Throne
The news that the Duchess of Cambridge is pregnant with her third child has sent Princess Anne into a fit of rage and forced her to add another name to her list of people she needs to have murdered before… Read More ›
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Cocaine Industry In Shock After Logies Leave Melbourne
Up to 5000 jobs may be lost in the Victorian cocaine industry in the wake of the state government’s decision to no longer fund the annual TV Week Logie Awards. “Daniel Andrews obviously has no idea how important the cocaine… Read More ›
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‘Your Son Will Be Forced To Wear A Dress’ Says Anti-NRL Footy Show Ad
The postal vote on whether the NRL Footy Show should be allowed to stay on air has turned ugly with the release of a campaign ad supporting the “no” vote featuring a mother claiming her son will be forced to… Read More ›
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