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Whale Pod Launches Missile Over Japan
A rogue pod of humpback whales is now thought to be the source of a missile that flew over northern Japan, setting off warning sirens across the entire nation. “The day we have been dreading is finally here, that our… Read More ›
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High Court Confuses Malcolm Roberts With Request For “Evidence”
The High Court has thrown Malcolm Robert’s defence of his eligibility to sit in the senate into disarray after insisting that he produce some “evidence” to back up his belief that he was not a dual citizen at the time… Read More ›
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Angry Thong Throwers Protest Australia Day Cancellations
Australia’s elite thong throwers have expressed their outrage after two Melbourne local councils voted to cancel January 26th Australia Day celebrations, causing havoc to their training schedules. “Mate, you don’t just rock up on the day and start throwing thongs… Read More ›
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“We Have A Jandal Capable Of Reaching Australia” Warn Kiwis
New Zealand claims to have the technology to build a mini “chilly bin” capable of fitting into a missile and the capacity to launch it as far as Norfolk Island as tension with Australia escalates. “If foolish Australia threatens us… Read More ›
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Nazis One Of Just Many Sides In WW2 Says Trump
Donald Trump has condemned the hate and violence on many sides in World War 2 in a press conference as he lined up a difficult approach shot on the sixteenth hole of a golf course in New Jersey. “I refuse… Read More ›
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Crime Gangs Outraged By CBA’s High Money Laundering Fees
International drug smuggling gangs have joined the call for a royal commission into the banking sector after being forced to pay the Commonwealth Bank outrageously high fees for each money laundering transaction. “It sucks that they charge us $1.50 each… Read More ›
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