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Police Seize Shoebox Full Of Receipts In $192M Tax Fraud Case
Federal Police investigating Australia’s biggest ever tax fraud case have impounded a Dunlop Volleys shoe box full of receipts that they believe is the sole accounting system for the entire scheme. “The conspirators would toss every bit of paperwork relating… Read More ›
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Bill Shorten’s Eurovision Streak Fails To Raise His Profile
Bill Shorten remains totally unknown to more than 99% of Australian voters despite a desperate attempt to gather some publicity by streaking through the finals of the Eurovision song contest draped in an Australian flag. “Check out my strong polling,”… Read More ›
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Barnaby Joyce’s Speechwriter Admits He Can’t Work Without A Puff Of Whacky Backy And Six Schooies
Barnaby Joyce’s head speechwriter has confessed that he can’t start work until he’s pulled a few cones and thrown down half a dozen schooners of beer. “Barnaby’s speeches may look disorganised and off the cuff but they are actually intricately… Read More ›
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China Dismayed That Sam Dastyari Is All They Can Buy For $1 Million
The Chinese government has released a controversial video expressing outrage at the inflated cost of politician prices in Sydney, saying it is woeful that even a decrepit, run down politician from an unfashionable party like Labor can cost a staggering… Read More ›
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Cory Bernardi Spends Weekend On Couch With Tim Tams After Being Dumped By The Media
A teary Cory Bernardi has spent the whole weekend in his tracky dacks working his way through a double sized packet of Tim Tams and watching Pretty Woman on Netflix after learning that the media is just not that into… Read More ›
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North Korean Missile Upset At Missing Out On Parade
A nuclear missile is disappointed about missing a parade down the main street of Pyongyang after being rostered onto active duty over the weekend. “All the other missiles get to march and listen to the bands and watch the thousands… Read More ›
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