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Workplace Bullying To Be Demonstration Sport At Next Olympics
The Australian Olympic Committee was celebrating last night after successfully getting workplace bullying included as a demonstration sport at the Tokyo Olympic Games. “No-one’s trained harder than us at their workplace bullying and we’ll be disappointed with anything less than… Read More ›
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It’s Almost Singlet Weather Says Hard Nut Who Walked Around All Summer Without A Shirt
The arrival of the first chilly morning of the year has prompted that hard bastard who hasn’t worn a shirt since September to consider opening up his wardrobe and dusting off a singlet or two. “It’s time to put away… Read More ›
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Mark Ellis Mowing Swastika Into Lawn Before 7am On A Sunday Last Straw For One Nation
Mark Ellis has agreed to resign as a candidate for Pauline Hanson’s One Nation after it was revealed that he had been mowing swastikas into his back lawn whilst his neighbours were trying to sleep in on a Sunday morning…. Read More ›
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Family First Creeped Out By New Stepfather Cory Bernardi
The kids of Family First are unhappy that their mother has brought home a new partner in Conservative Party leader Cory Bernardi. “Mum’s made some pretty dodgy choices in the past, even flirting with Barnaby Joyce, but this new guy… Read More ›
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Pauline Hanson Demands Cadbury’s Removes The Turkish From Their Turkish Delight
Pauline Hanson claims chocolate company Cadbury’s is bowing down to Islamic extremists by continuing to sell Turkish Delight Easter eggs. “Cadbury’s is making a mockery of the tradition of Easter which is a holy Christian holiday that celebrates when Jesus… Read More ›
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Internet Needs Knee Replacement After Another Week Of Standing Up For Terror Victims
A weary Internet has checked itself in for double knee replacement surgery after another heavy week of standing up for people killed and maimed in acts of violence. “I’ve been up and down like a bride’s nightie and my knees… Read More ›
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