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Young People Should Work Harder If They Want To Live In A Better Type Of Car, Says Liberal Candidate
Millennials should stop complaining and get themselves a better paying job if they want to afford to live in a more comfortable make of car according to a Liberal Party candidate for preselection in an upcoming by-election. “Find yourself a… Read More ›
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Fairfax Sub-Editor Fired After Headline Accidentally Reveals Content Of Story
A sub editor for the Sydney Morning Herald website has been sacked after a headline on its homepage accidentally told readers what the rest of the article was going to be about. “We apologise for allowing the headline Bank Teller… Read More ›
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Bonnie And Clyde Shot Down After Trying To Steal Oscar
Legendary outlaw couple Bonnie and Clyde have been ambushed in a hail of bullets after coming out of retirement to try to steal the Academy Award for best picture. “Ms Parker and Mr Barrow were attempting to make a getaway… Read More ›
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“Why Drift To Defeat At Next Election When We Could Be Hurtling There At Full Throttle” Says Tony Abbott
The former PM has criticised Malcolm Turnbull’s leadership of the coalition saying that he should be re-installed to ensure the party gets a proper shellacking at the next election. “No-one wants Malcolm’s namby pamby slow but sure erosion of our… Read More ›
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NASA Discovers Planet Containing Enough Potential To Keep Them Funded
Scientists from NASA today excitedly announced the discovery of something in space that is hopefully interesting enough to keep them funded for the next ten years. “The discovery of seven, yes you heard me right mate, seven new planets out… Read More ›
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Vicars Outraged At Cuts To Penalty Rates For Working Weekdays
Australia’s vicars have been stunned by the decision of the Fair Work Commission to reduce their penalty rates for working on days of the week that aren’t Sunday. “People think that all we do is stand up in front of… Read More ›
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