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No-one Able To Verify If ABC Fact Check Has Been Cancelled
The Australian public has been left unsure whether or not to believe reports that the ABC Fact Check unit has been axed. “Normally when I hear this kind of statement I would log onto Fact Check to see if it… Read More ›
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Duncan Storrar Once Had Overdue Library Book
A special investigation by The (un)Australian has revealed that so called Q&A “hero” Duncan Storrar is a late library book returning fiend whose opinions on the inequalities of the Australian economy can now be safely disregarded. “Let this be a… Read More ›
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Duncan Storrar To Apologise For Making A Good Point
On a recent episode of ABC show Q&A, audience member Duncan Storrar embarrassed Assistant Treasurer Kelly O’Dwyer and the Liberal government by making a good point. Fortunately, multiple Newscorp publications, acting in their role as unbiased bastions of the truth, took… Read More ›
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Tinnie Terrorists On Way To Secret Syrian Fishing Spot
Five Melbourne men intercepted in Cape York towing a tinnie have refused to tell authorities the location of where they intended to go fishing. “If the AFP want to know where the snapper are running they can figure it out… Read More ›
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Leicester City At 5000 To 1 To Win Australian Election
Bookmakers have given English Premier League champions Leicester City a 5000 to 1 chance of winning the upcoming Australian election. “If elected our defence promises to stop the boats in the same way we’ve stopped Manchester United and Chelsea from… Read More ›
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Cold Sore Riddled Rex Hunt Denies Kissing Any Carp
Fishing expert Rex Hunt has laughed off any suggestions of a connection between a spattering of cold sores that have appeared on his lips and the release of the herpes virus into Australia’s feral carp population by the CSIRO. “Yibbeter… Read More ›
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