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Furious Scott Morrison Turns Into Incredible Hulk And Destroys Bank
The Menai branch of the Commonwealth Bank has been reduced to a pile of rubble after an angry federal treasurer Scott Morrison transformed into the Incredible Hulk. “Steam started coming out of Scott’s ears, his muscles swelled enormously and he… Read More ›
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Earth Drops Winter Due To Poor Sales
The planet Earth has announced it will no longer be producing “Winter” in the southern hemisphere due to declining interest in the season from consumers. “Winter has always been our least popular season and with the effects of global warming… Read More ›
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Cyber Security Strategy Will Allow ASIO To Rick Roll Foreign Leaders
Malcolm Turnbull has pledged $230 million for Australia’s new cyber security strategy and is confident that it will greatly increase ASIO’s capability to trick world leaders into watching Rick Astley videos. “Any nation without the ability to frustrate its enemies… Read More ›
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Premiere of Anti-Vaccination Film Cancelled Due To Whooping Cough
The gala Sydney premiere of the new anti vaccination “documentary” Vaxxed had to be cancelled last night due to an outbreak of whooping cough. “With all the loud coughing going on in the cinema it would have been impossible for… Read More ›
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Grant Hackett Records Personal Best Public Embarrassment.
Swimmer Grant Hackett has gotten over his disappointment at not recording an Olympic qualifying public embarrassment during the Australian trials by recording a PB during a flight from Adelaide to Melbourne. “I was really hoping to cause a big enough… Read More ›
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Government Announces Royal Commission Into Cost Of Printer Toner
Australian printer owners have welcomed the announcement of a royal commission into the high cost of printer toner. “I had to get a bank loan to cover the cost of printing off five copies of a picture I made of… Read More ›
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