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Newly Renovated Lodge Includes Full Set Of Dogs Playing Pool Paintings
Lucy Turnbull has proudly unveiled the completed renovations of the Prime Minister’s official residence “The Lodge” to the media, in which pride of place has gone to a full set of the famous “Dogs Playing Pool” paintings. “I felt that… Read More ›
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Candidate Vowing To Make America Great Again Unable To Pin Down Date Of Original Greatness
Presidential candidate Donald Trump has vowed to make America great again, despite admitting that he has no idea which past era of greatness he might be referring to. “You know, like the 1940s when we won the war and dropped… Read More ›
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‘Pop-Up’ Dead Lizard Attracts Huge Crowd Of Ants
A “pop-up” dead lizard caused chaos on a Sydney footpath yesterday as hundreds of ants crowded around to take advantage of its appearance. “I’ve been queuing up since six this morning hoping to get a tiny chunk to take back… Read More ›
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Mein Kampf Colouring Book Tops Best Seller List
The re-release of Adolph Hitler’s original manifesto Mein Kampf as an adult colouring book has been described as a publishing master stroke after the book rushed to the top of best seller lists in Germany. “We believe it was always… Read More ›
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Peter Dutton Turns Into Newt
Australian Minister for Immigration and Border Protection Peter Dutton has mysteriously turned into a newt just days after accidentally sending a journalist a text describing her as a mad witch. “We can confirm that Mr Dutton was suddenly and inexplicably… Read More ›
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Chris Gayle Sues, Puts Hard Word On Fairfax Journalist
Besieged big bash cricketer and ladies man Chris Gayle yesterday started legal action and put his best moves on a Fairfax journalist who wrote a story claiming the Jamaican batsman had exposed himself in a dressing room. “My story will… Read More ›
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