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Construction Of Alien Mega-Structure Causing Massive Delays in Hyperspace
Frustrated space ship captains are experiencing gridlock in hyperspace as construction of the mega-structure around the star KIC 8462852 forces closure of major intergalactic roads. “It usually takes me about 12 parsecs to do the Kessel Run but I reckon… Read More ›
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Hockey Departure Allows Australia’s Uncles To Reclaim The Word ‘Avuncular’
Australia’s uncles are today celebrating regaining stewardship of the word “avuncular” following the resignation from parliament of former treasurer Joe Hockey. “Ever since John Howard described Joe Hockey as ‘avuncular’ I’ve always felt my role as an uncle has been… Read More ›
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Canadian Election Result Major Shock To Those Who Had No Idea Canada Was Having An Election
The defeat of Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper has surprised a majority of the world who had no inkling that Canada was even holding an election. “Wow, I guess it’s something I should have been aware of but to be… Read More ›
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Trump To Deport Opossums Back To Ireland
Republican Party presidential front runner Donald Trump has announced plans to deport millions of opossums back to Ireland in a move sure to be popular with his growing base of anti-immigrant supporters. “These O’Possums illegally entered the country during the… Read More ›
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Danish Zoo Dissects Zookeeper In Front Of Children
A controversial zoo in Denmark is once again the focus of criticism after euthanising and dissecting an unwanted zookeeper in front of a crowd of hundreds of children. “Zoos commonly put down excess staff so we just wanted this to… Read More ›
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Reclaim Australia Sacks Dentist
Grassroots political movement Reclaim Australia has fired its dentist after venturing outside on the weekend and getting a good look at what the rest of the country’s teeth look like. In a press release tattooed onto the neck of one… Read More ›
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