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British Royal Family Sues Mr Whippy Over Unauthorised Use Of “Greensleeves”
Ice cream distributor Mr Whippy has been sued for 10 million pounds by Prince Charles for copyright infringement due to the company’s use of the song “Greensleeves”, originally written by King Henry the Eighth. “Charles is doing this because he… Read More ›
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AFL Tribunal Clears Everyone Of Doping — Ever
The AFL anti-doping tribunal has today announced that after two years of standing around with its dick in its hand patient research and looking in a few dark corners, that they could find no evidence of anyone taking performance enhancing drugs. Ever…. Read More ›
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Noisy NSW Liberals Victory Celebration Disturbs Australian Cricket Team
A massive after-election party in the dressing room of the NSW Liberals led to complaints to keep the noise down from Australian cricket team, who were celebrating their World Cup win in the next room. Radio station Triple M telephoned… Read More ›
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We Were Hacked!
Yesterday The (un)Australian was hacked and an erroneous article was posted that claimed we had been silenced due to pending legal action. Keen-eyed readers were quick to realise the article was a fraud, as it was too well written. When news… Read More ›
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Thank you and goodbye
Last week The (un) Australian published an article which asserted certain facts about The Australian Greens party. At the time we took the decision to publish, we were of the view that the name of the website, the description of… Read More ›
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Shane Warne To Front New Anti-Drinking Campaign
Former cricketer and tinder fanatic Shane ‘Swipe Right’ Warne has today been announced as an ambassador for a new government campaign to curb under age drinking. The campaign will feature Warne walking around schools asking students if they’re “thirsty?” Those… Read More ›
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